strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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hankgreensmoustache:

champagne-paradise:

kaworushin:

wouldnt it be fucking scary if you had a clock that counted down until the moment you die. like what if it could be altered too like one day it says 70 years left but then you do something and it says 10 minutes left and youre like what the fuck i fucked up i fucked up i fucked up

omg

what if you got on a plane and then as soon as it took off everybodys clock changed to 20 minutes

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"Fucking white people" - every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

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codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

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guy:

when u see a stranger with a nice butt in public

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